Do You Know How Hard It Is To Work Out With Extra Fat?

Really, do you?  When you do push ups the first thing that touches the floor is your stomach.  They say go down until your chest touches…but since my stomach crossed the line first…I think that should count…it would if this was a race!  You bend over to get in the position that the trainer wants you to get in, but you can’t because you have these rolls that prevent you from bending a certain type of way.  And sometimes, they be eyeballing you like you’re not trying. Man, you put this 10lb ball on your stomach and let’s see if you can do it! Then comes the jumping jacks.  You know, they made that shit up just to piss bigger people off. First, being a female is a strike because your breasts feel like they want to detach themselves from your chest on every bounce.  Then the stomach be jealous of the breasts and wants to flap around like it’s free and it don’t know how to act. Let’s not talk about the love handles, and the thighs. And when I say thighs, that includes the hip portion, the inner portion and the behind the leg.  Shit be clapping that don’t have no business clapping. It’s like, what the hell are you all excited about? Just shut up and stop clapping. Oh, lets not forget the butt, if you are blessed with one it’s trying to get all close and personal with your back. And then above all else…you look at yourself in the mirror and you’re only spreading your legs 4 inches apart on each jump. Like really?!?!